Internet Being a Dick
It won't do one thing. I scream, curse and threaten it for an hour and it starts to do it again, but stops doing something else. The time for threats has passed, I'm digitalising myself and an axe, and am entering it to do battle with the demon the plagues me.
If I don't return, avenge my death.
Edit: It was bloody, but I won. Now to try and get digital demon out of my hair